Juantopo's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 1,575 (From 281 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 27,315 Points

Reincarnation: TCOU

Fighting the Demons Unlocked 8/12/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Found Jesus Unlocked 8/12/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Number of the Priest Unlocked 8/12/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Blood-Stained Glass Unlocked 8/12/10
25 Points
Beat the Game
Extinguish the Fires Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/5 (40/50 points)

Relive Your Life

100 MPH Spank! Unlocked 12/7/12
10 Points
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
30 Rock Date Unlocked 2/27/16
10 Points
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth Unlocked 12/7/12
10 Points
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner Unlocked 12/7/12
10 Points
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Dead Mutant Baby Unlocked 12/7/12
10 Points
Death snagged you so young!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman Unlocked 12/7/12
10 Points
Dressing in Drag Unlocked 12/6/12
10 Points
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Extra! Extra! Unlocked 4/24/13
10 Points
Check out any of the external links
Hide 'n Seek Unlocked 12/6/12
10 Points
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
HomeRun! Unlocked 2/27/16
10 Points
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Human Appliance Unlocked 12/7/12
10 Points
Science is bad, M'kay?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. Unlocked 12/7/12
10 Points
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Mee-Yow! Unlocked 12/7/12
10 Points
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Mutually Assured Destruction Unlocked 12/7/12
10 Points
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
My Hero. Unlocked 12/7/12
10 Points
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Puppy Love Unlocked 12/7/12
10 Points
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Self Consumed Donut Unlocked 12/7/12
10 Points
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Shoop Da Whoop! Unlocked 12/7/12
10 Points
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
Tails Never Fails Unlocked 12/6/12
10 Points
A classic for bidding!
The Amazing Quadrupede! Unlocked 12/7/12
10 Points
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Man Who Owns Time Unlocked 12/7/12
10 Points
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
The Naked Mile Unlocked 12/7/12
10 Points
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! Unlocked 12/7/12
10 Points
You become Saint Awesome!
GODLIKE! Unlocked 12/7/12
100 Points
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Meet Joe Black 10 Points This was hilarious to animate :)
Nice Save! 10 Points Obviously she's a keeper!
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 24/32 (330/500 points)

REPLAYING :the game:

A Little Birdie Told Me. Unlocked 1/2/10
25 Points
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Bloodbath Unlocked 1/2/10
25 Points
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
THE END Unlocked 1/1/10
100 Points
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Medals Earned: 3/4 (150/250 points)

Revenge of dog

No one can hear you... Unlocked 5/9/17
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sheep Unlocked 5/9/17
10 Points
Find new friends.
China 5 Points Find another country.
Savage instinct 5 Points Are you not hungry ?
Hero 10 Points Save your master.
Revenge 10 Points Find the revenge ending.
Herdsman 25 Points Find a new Family.
Squeerky chew-toy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Occupied... Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/85 points)

Ridiculous Text Adventures

How stupid are you? Unlocked 1/30/17
5 Points
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
Suicide Unlocked 1/30/17
5 Points
You monster.
That was smart Unlocked 1/26/17
5 Points
What you should have done is really obvious.
Your pants are on fire Unlocked 1/30/17
5 Points
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
AI never gives up Unlocked 1/30/17
25 Points
You found a stalker!
Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner Unlocked 1/30/17
25 Points
Good luck with your new career.
You are a murderer Unlocked 1/26/17
25 Points
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Nailed the interview Unlocked 1/30/17
50 Points
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game Unlocked 1/30/17
100 Points
You made a deal! Unlocked 1/30/17
100 Points
I hope you chose the money.
You are the chair 50 Points And you should be damn proud.

Medals Earned: 10/11 (345/395 points)


CHEESY Unlocked 2/3/21
5 Points
Get a single piece of Cheese
Mystery Cheese 10 Points Find a secret cheese!
ULTRA CHEESY 25 Points Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Full Stomach 50 Points Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)


Ending #1 Unlocked 7/21/14
10 Points
You completed to ending 1.
Ending #2 Unlocked 7/21/14
10 Points
You completed to ending 2.
Ending #3 Unlocked 7/21/14
10 Points
You completed to ending 3.
Ending #4 Unlocked 7/21/14
10 Points
You completed to ending 4.

Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)

Road of the Dead

Blunt Force Trauma Unlocked 9/12/11
5 Points
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Gunslinger Unlocked 9/9/11
10 Points
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Hydroficial Intelligence Unlocked 9/9/11
10 Points
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Don't Need Wheels Unlocked 9/9/11
25 Points
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
No Mercy Unlocked 9/9/11
25 Points
Hit 25 civilians
Road Dominator Unlocked 9/9/11
25 Points
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Road Warrior Unlocked 9/11/11
25 Points
Defeat a helicopter
Wise Man Unlocked 9/13/11
25 Points
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Close Encounters Unlocked 4/22/16
50 Points
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Nuke Watcher Unlocked 9/13/11
50 Points
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Pinball Unlocked 4/22/16
50 Points
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Speed Racer Unlocked 9/9/11
50 Points
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Tank Unlocked 9/12/11
50 Points
Buy all the upgrades
Top Gun Unlocked 9/13/11
50 Points
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Zombie Sniper Unlocked 9/11/11
50 Points
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Survivor Unlocked 9/13/11
100 Points
Beat The Great Escape
Hood Shaker 5 Points Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Flip Flop 10 Points Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Meticulous 10 Points Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Quick Draw 25 Points Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Time To Spare 50 Points Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dead On Time 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Hell's Angel 100 Points Beat Highway To Hell
One Man Army 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Police State

Medals Earned: 16/24 (600/1,000 points)

Road of the Dead 2

F@#K Wheels! Unlocked 9/1/13
5 Points
Drive 3 km with no wheels
Been there, Killed that Unlocked 9/18/13
10 Points
Kill one of each enemy type
Come with me if you want to live Unlocked 8/30/13
10 Points
Rescue and secure a civilian
Gibs n Gravy Unlocked 9/12/13
10 Points
Splatter 50 zombies with your vehicle or guns
Ground Beef Unlocked 9/18/13
10 Points
Remove a mutant side grapple by grinding it off on a rail/wall
Slip and Slide Unlocked 8/29/13
10 Points
Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick
Blunt Force Trauma Unlocked 8/30/13
25 Points
Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle
Gun Slinger Unlocked 8/29/13
25 Points
Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot
I'm the Alpha Unlocked 9/18/13
25 Points
Kill an alpha mutant with a pistol
Metal Dragon Unlocked 9/24/13
25 Points
In rescue mode, don't let a single civilian die for 3 rounds in a row
Mutant Sandwich Unlocked 10/4/13
25 Points
Survive 2 mutant side grappling both characters
Perfect Defense Unlocked 8/29/13
25 Points
While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood
Dead on Time Unlocked 9/15/13
50 Points
Gain 1 minute bonus time in out of time mode
Heaven Sent Unlocked 9/24/13
50 Points
Save 50 civilians in Rescue Op before failing
Into the Wild Blue Yonder Unlocked 9/6/13
100 Points
Complete story mode
Free Ride 5 Points Complete story mode with atleast 1 rescued civilian still in your vehicle
Hydroficially Evolved 5 Points Destroy a fire hydrant and use its water to extinguish your engine fire.
Death Race 10 Points Maintain max speed for 0.5 km
Knowledge is Survival 25 Points Unlock the entire survival guide
I've seen things... 50 Points Reach max levels on at least one character
First Blood 100 Points Reach 20 km in f.u.b.a.r.
Hardcore Survival 100 Points Complete Hardcore Story mode
Mutant Stomp 100 Points Reach 20 km in mutant meltdown
Perfect Soldiers 100 Points Upgrade every perk, gun, and max level both characters
Zombie Slayer 100 Points Reach 20 km in dead state

Medals Earned: 15/25 (405/1,000 points)

Santa Fu!

Sounds Good Unlocked 12/25/09
10 Points
Listen to all songs
Turbo Power 10 Points Beat Level 1
Elfinator 25 Points Kill 10 of each elf type
Oh Fudge 25 Points Beat Level 2
Yellow Snow 25 Points Beat Level 3
Nutcracker 50 Points Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Paindeer 50 Points Beat Level 4
Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Santa Fu Master 50 Points Beat the final level without losing any energy
Determined 100 Points Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
King O' Christmas! 100 Points Beat Level 5

Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)