Juantopo's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 1,575 (From 281 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 27,315 Points

The Lance!

Handle on things Unlocked 9/15/11
5 Points
First Victory
Plays Lance A Lot Unlocked 9/15/11
10 Points
Beat the Champ.
Scrooge McJoust Unlocked 9/15/11
10 Points
Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.
Horses For Courses 25 Points Buy the best horse. What a bargain!

Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)

The Rose is Blooming

Weekend Warrior Unlocked 1/9/13
5 Points
You're pretty good at not dying. Grats! Survive 25 days.
Mister Toughguy Unlocked 1/9/13
10 Points
Okay, so you can kill zombies. For now. Survive 50 days.
Survivor Man Unlocked 1/9/13
25 Points
So you'll make it for a while. Maybe even 'til the end? Survive 200 days.
I'm Coming to Your House Unlocked 1/9/13
50 Points
Okay, you made your point, no reason to show off. Survive 300 days.
Sagittarian Unlocked 1/9/13
100 Points
You're an ultimate badass. Survive 500 days.

Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)

The Sagittarian 2

Sage is into necrophilia? Unlocked 10/8/12
5 Points
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The weakest link. Unlocked 10/8/12
5 Points
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What men think they are. Unlocked 10/8/12
5 Points
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Boned. Unlocked 10/8/12
10 Points
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Death at a funeral. Unlocked 10/8/12
10 Points
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Haha! Roosters is dumb! Unlocked 10/8/12
10 Points
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Prolly not gonna make it. Unlocked 10/8/12
10 Points
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The human punching bag. Unlocked 10/8/12
10 Points
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A man in the wilderness. Unlocked 10/8/12
25 Points
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Fuckin' 'Merica! Unlocked 10/8/12
25 Points
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Gambling fever. Unlocked 10/8/12
25 Points
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Medals Earned: 11/11 (140/140 points)

The Sagittarian 3

BFG NOOB Unlocked 10/8/12
5 Points
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Boob Unlocked 10/8/12
5 Points
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Haha! Unlocked 10/8/12
5 Points
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Oh no! Unlocked 10/8/12
5 Points
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PyroNecro Unlocked 10/8/12
5 Points
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These Bikers Suck Unlocked 10/8/12
5 Points
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Thunderdome Unlocked 10/8/12
5 Points
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Headshot! Unlocked 10/8/12
10 Points
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Tough Guy Unlocked 10/8/12
10 Points
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Whoa, whoa. Unlocked 10/8/12
10 Points
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Bayou Billy Unlocked 10/8/12
25 Points
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HamBerger Unlocked 10/8/12
25 Points
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Woo Unlocked 10/8/12
25 Points
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Cashews Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heavy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Motorhead Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Santacide Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shane Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Shooter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fried Jesus Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Popular Mechanics Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 13/21 (140/205 points)

The Sagittarian 4: Bayou

Always Gotta Try Unlocked 4/28/15
5 Points
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C'mon Bro Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
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Hot Rod Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
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Save the Girl Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
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Sleep with the Fishes Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
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The Walking Dead Unlocked 4/28/15
5 Points
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Your Eye Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
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Dam Good Unlocked 2/21/13
10 Points
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The Bang Bus Unlocked 2/21/13
10 Points
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The Lake Wild Unlocked 2/21/13
10 Points
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Medals Earned: 10/10 (65/65 points)

The Sagittarian 4: Berger

Heroic Exit Unlocked 10/9/12
5 Points
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Warrior Poets Unlocked 10/9/12
5 Points
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We Got This Unlocked 10/9/12
5 Points
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2nd Chance Unlocked 10/9/12
10 Points
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Cornbread and Titties Unlocked 10/9/12
10 Points
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Medals Earned: 5/5 (35/35 points)

The Squirrel Game

A Harsh Winter Coming On Unlocked 3/21/11
5 Points
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Firing Up a Jay Unlocked 3/21/11
10 Points
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Fly Me To the Moon Unlocked 3/21/11
10 Points
Complete Story Mode
Here Comes the Story of the Squirricane 10 Points Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Hundred Meter Dash 10 Points Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Brass Nuts 25 Points Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Crafty as a Fox 25 Points Complete Story Mode without dying
The Golden Path 25 Points Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Quarter Kilometer 50 Points Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode

Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/170 points)

The Sun for the Vampire 2

Collect them all! Unlocked 2/13/15
5 Points
Collect first coin
Batman return Unlocked 2/13/15
10 Points
First Flight
Decrepit but strong Unlocked 2/13/15
10 Points
Kill a z-guards
Ghostbuster Unlocked 2/13/15
25 Points
Meet a ghost
He stinks Unlocked 2/13/15
25 Points
Meet z-guards
Incarnation of evil Unlocked 2/14/15
25 Points
Meet a evil devil
Let it fly Unlocked 2/13/15
25 Points
Throw 10 boxes
Midway travel Unlocked 2/13/15
25 Points
Complete 15 levels
Crusher Unlocked 2/16/15
50 Points
Destroy 10 boxes
Eyesteam fan 100 Points Mr Splibox Easter egg
Gold rush 100 Points Collect all coins
I did it! 100 Points Complete all levels

Medals Earned: 9/12 (200/500 points)

Thelemite

Quantum Ninja Unlocked 10/8/11
10 Points
Kill 25 enemies with one special attack
Pyromaniac Unlocked 10/2/11
25 Points
Beat the story mode
Platinum Hoarder 50 Points Get platinum prizes in all Time Trial missions
Combo Devil 100 Points Chain 666 attacks in a combo

Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/185 points)

Theropods

Firestarter Unlocked 8/16/15
25 Points
Escape the raptor
Gut Reaction 25 Points Get past the triceratops
One Step Too Far 25 Points Save the witch doctor
Get A Kick Out Of Kicks Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/100 points)